- Daisy Duke: Did Digger Jackson really threaten to kill Boss, Uncle Jesse?
- Uncle Jesse: He sure did. I remember he stood up in court and he said "J.D. Hogg, I get out of this prison, I'm gonna blow a hole in you big enough to drive a truck through." Or was it a tractor?
- Cooter: Uh. I'd hate to be in old J.D. Hogg's shoes right about now.
- Luke Duke: J.D.'s shoes? How about us? We're wanted for armed robbery, ain't we?
- Daisy Duke: If I was the betting kind, I'd just bet Digger Jackson stole the General *and* robbed the store.
- Luke Duke: That's pretty much what I figure. If we find the General, then we can clear ourselves.
- Daisy Duke: Luke, get serious. How are you gonna go look for the General without Rosco spotting you?
- Luke Duke: We ain't gonna go looking for the General. Cooter and Uncle Jesse are.
- Bo Duke: That's right! You two won't cause no notice if you're looking around.
- Luke Duke: The General's got new dirt boots on. They ought to track easy.
- Uncle Jesse: I'm game, if you are, Coot.
- Cooter: [smiles] Make tracks to find tracks.
- Daisy Duke: [to Bo and Luke] What are you boys gonna do?
- Luke Duke: Well, we're going to jail.
- Daisy Duke: What?
- Luke Duke: Hobie's in there. You see, if we can get him to vouch that we was with him, we couldn't have committed the robbery.
- Bo Duke: That'll be a lot of fun.
- [slaps Luke on the shoulder]
- Bo Duke: We haven't broken into jail in two, three months.
- [both laugh]
- Lulu Hogg: [as contributions come dribbling in to pay Boss Hogg's ransom] Chickabiddy always brought out the best in people.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Yeah, their money.
- [chuckles]