- Daisy Duke: [Bo and Luke are beating each other up] STOP IT! BO! LUKE! Uncle Jesse, make them stop!
- Uncle Jesse: Now Daisy, you're wasting your breath.
- Daisy Duke: THEY'RE HURTING EACH OTHER! STOP!
- Uncle Jesse: There's only one way to stop this thing!
- [runs into the house and comes back with his shotgun]
- Uncle Jesse: Boys!
- [fires two shots in the air]
- Uncle Jesse: Alright, now get up on your feet, stop acting like jackasses and apologize to each other!
- Uncle Jesse: I know you don't want to be lectured to, but there's a couple things I want you to take with you. First one is, I want you to know I love you dearly.
- [Bo starts crying]
- Uncle Jesse: The other is, whenever you get through doing whatever it is you got to do, realize that this is your home, you can always come back.
- Bo Duke: Uncle Jesse, I reckon it's uh... it's Luke that's got to do some of the realizing.
- Uncle Jesse: Yeah.
- Daisy Duke: Bo, you can't let a girl come between you and Luke.
- Bo Duke: Daisy I'm sorry, I guess this farm just gotten a bit too small for me and Luke.
- Daisy Duke: Hey, Luke, Bo, you take it easy on these fellas. I just might wanna date one of them some day!
- Daisy Duke: [re the jump] Thirty-two cars? A man would have to be a dang fool to even think about something like that!
- Daisy Duke: [dragged unconscious Enos away from the crusher, then kisses him] If that doesn't wake you up, nothin' else will, honey.