- The Balladeer: [narrating] Now you're probably think that that bus marked CCCP is filled with young people from the County Conservation Core People. It ain't. That CCCP is Russian.
- Boss Hogg: Oh, did you hear that, Rosco?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: What?
- Boss Hogg: [chuckles] I could be a hero!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oooh...
- Boss Hogg: Yeah, I might even win me the Nobel Peace Prize.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: And what do I get?
- Boss Hogg: Well, you get to turn the pages when I give my speech at the United Nations.
- Uncle Jesse: J.D. You might now he'd have his fat finger in this thing.
- Vance Duke: Well, he's gonna get 'em burned this time. Come on, Coy, let's get Natasha out the back way.
- Enos: I guess you all know I love you very much, but if y'all gonna help that little girl, please don't tell me how, 'cause I'll be duty bound... to try and stop you all.