- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: What we've got to do is we got to run his fingerprints through a computer, and then we find out who it is, then we arrest him, stuff him and cuff him, throw him in the klink, throw away the key and show him that he can't mess around with the laws in Hazzard county. And that no man is above or below the law in Hazzard.
- John Harris: You all right, old man?
- Uncle Jesse: Hah?
- John Harris: I say you all right?
- Uncle Jesse: [takes earpeace from his ear] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It's the law that ain't all right.