The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Gold Fever (1979)

Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke

Quotes 

• Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [over bullhorn to the beleaguered farm folk]  Jesse, you old goat! Now listen, you know those boys are gonna pull the biggest heist in history and I know all about It! Now, I want them to come on out. Come on out now!

  Daisy Duke : What heist is he talking about?

  Bo Duke : For once I ain't got no idea at all.

  Uncle Jesse : I'll bet you potatoes to turnips that J.D. Hogg has put him up to this and they're setting you fellows up for something bad.

  Luke Duke : And we're sure not gonna find out if we're sitting in jail.

• Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [over bullhorn]  I'm gonna come in and get you! Do you hear me? Now I'm gonna count to three, and I'm past two!

  Daisy Duke : Oh no, you don't, Rosco! Not without wiping off your feet first! You're not tracking up my house!

• Daisy Duke : [French maid outfit waitress brings another dish]  Here you are, sir.

  H.H. Harkness : No, thank you, darling, I've had quite enough.

  [chuckles as he surveys her] 

  H.H. Harkness : Food, that is.

  Boss Hogg : Careful, Daisy, honey, the eyes of Texas are upon you!

• Boss Hogg : [Bo and Luke knocked over some pots and pans]  What was that?

  Daisy Duke : Probably just them big old rats in the kitchen again, Boss.

• Daisy Duke : [bad guy leaning out car window is shooting at them]  We're sitting ducks!

  Luke Duke : Take some evasive action, Bo.

  Bo Duke : I'm trying!

  [swerves] 

  Daisy Duke : Oh, you're making me seasick...