The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
High Octane (1979)
John Schneider: Bo Duke
Quotes
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Luke Duke : Hey, beats going back empty-handed, don't it?
Bo Duke : Yeah, and you can even stay with us. That way you can watch our every move.
Uncle Jesse : And you can sleep with Daisy.
Roxanne Huntley : [eyes narrowed] Your dog?
Uncle Jesse : Oh, no.
Bo Duke : Nah, Daisy's our cousin. She's a girl too.
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Bo Duke : [when the revenue lady comes to, the Dukes are told they're under arrest] Well, what's the charge?
Roxanne Huntley : Making illegal whiskey.
Cooter : Oh? Where's the evidence?
Uncle Jesse : [as Roxanne looks around in vain] Your evidence is... gone with the wind, ma'am.
Bo Duke : Now that's catchy.
Roxanne Huntley : Now, listen, you swore to me you'd quit moonshining.
Bo Duke : We ain't making moonshine. We're making fuel.
Roxanne Huntley : Fuel?
Bo Duke : Yeah, well, fuel to help stop air pollution.
Roxanne Huntley : [smiles] I was warned you Dukes would have some pretty weird excuses.
Luke Duke : No, no, no, there's a poster in the courthouse. A contest for a non-pollutant fuel substitute. So we're enterin' some of Jesse's finest.
Roxanne Huntley : Does it work?
Cooter : It knocked you on your fanny, didn't it?