- The Balladeer: That's Bo and Luke Duke. And from the way they're duded up, they got something cooking. And you know it ain't girls, 'cause it's still daylight.
- Luke Duke: Hey, beats going back empty-handed, don't it?
- Bo Duke: Yeah, and you can even stay with us. That way you can watch our every move.
- Uncle Jesse: And you can sleep with Daisy.
- Roxanne Huntley: [eyes narrowed] Your dog?
- Uncle Jesse: Oh, no.
- Bo Duke: Nah, Daisy's our cousin. She's a girl too.
- Roxanne Huntley: Look, all I know is, you're making moonshine and I've got orders to nail you. I'm gonna bird-dog you till I do.
- Luke Duke: With no liquor, you've got no case.
- Bo Duke: [when the revenue lady comes to, the Dukes are told they're under arrest] Well, what's the charge?
- Roxanne Huntley: Making illegal whiskey.
- Cooter: Oh? Where's the evidence?
- Uncle Jesse: [as Roxanne looks around in vain] Your evidence is... gone with the wind, ma'am.
- Bo Duke: Now that's catchy.
- Roxanne Huntley: Now, listen, you swore to me you'd quit moonshining.
- Bo Duke: We ain't making moonshine. We're making fuel.
- Roxanne Huntley: Fuel?
- Bo Duke: Yeah, well, fuel to help stop air pollution.
- Roxanne Huntley: [smiles] I was warned you Dukes would have some pretty weird excuses.
- Luke Duke: No, no, no, there's a poster in the courthouse. A contest for a non-pollutant fuel substitute. So we're enterin' some of Jesse's finest.
- Roxanne Huntley: Does it work?
- Cooter: It knocked you on your fanny, didn't it?