The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Mason Dixon's Girls (1980)

Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke

Quotes 

• Uncle Jesse : Oh, I said I don't have no crate.

  Davis : Oh, you see, you got a crate that belongs to us and we want it.

  Uncle Jesse : Well, now, you two are not hearing me right. I said I didn't have no crate. Now when I say I don't have no crate that means I ain't got one because my boys ain't back from the depot yet.

  Davis : Yeah, well, you keeping on saying that don't make it the truth, old man.

  Uncle Jesse : [offended]  What?

  [moves forward to get to them] 

  Daisy Duke : [stops him]  Uncle Jesse. Now listen, mister. My Uncle Jesse don't lie, so why don't you just back off, huh? Uncle Jesse, come on, don't get heat up over that fellow.

  [leads him away] 

  Uncle Jesse : [mutters]  I'll give him a crate right up the side of the head...

• Enos : [climbs from his wrecked patrol car, sees her Jeep]  Hi, Daisy!

  Daisy Duke : Want a lift?

  Enos : Thanks.

  [climbs onto back and nearly falls off as she pulls away]