The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Mason Dixon's Girls (1980)
James Best: Sheriff Rosco Coltrane
Quotes
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The Balladeer : Here's old Rosco back from the police academy. Which they're still trying to put back together after he left.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [in pursuit of General Lee which the Duke boys are using to cart 'a water heater'] You see, that's a direct violation of the law.
[smirks]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Look at that thing sticking out there without a red flag on it.
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Mason Dixon : [enters Sheriff's office, where Rosco sits dozing off] Uh... excuse me?
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [wakes up with a start, stammers:] Don't you threaten me...!
Mason Dixon : My name is Mason Dixon, and these two ladies here are my associates...
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [they're pretty girls] Ooh...
Sam : Oh, we're investigating a call you made to Atlanta.
Tinker : Yeah, concerning a couple of fellas that you caught with a whole bunch of marijuana.
[playfully removes Rosco's hat]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Ooh! FBI, huh? Boy, you FBI sure get around quick. You little rascals, you...
[Tinker now wears his hat]
Boss Hogg : [in doorway] Oh, hush, hush, Rosco. They never said they were from the FBI.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Oh, no, you didn't.
Boss Hogg : Besides, let me tell you, personally I know that I've never seen no FBI people with...
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : With big little dimples?
[imitates with his hands twisting his face]
Boss Hogg : Big little dimples. No! Wearing clothes like these.
Mason Dixon : We're not with the Federal Bureau. We're private investigators.
Boss Hogg : Private investigators? Sir, the government don't hire no private investigators.
Mason Dixon : No. No, sir, but, uh, we work independently...
Sam : [pulling on his tie] Oh, Sheriff, can't we talk to them fellas in their cells for just a little-bitty minute?
[strokes his chin]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [much taken with the young lady] Yeah... you... you... No.
[all flustered:]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Yes. No. I mean, I'd... I'd let you. But I can't. I mean... They ain't in the cells!
[Sam loses all interest in him]
Boss Hogg : Rosco, hush, hush, hush, hush, will you? Just ignore them dimples! I mean, next time she bats her eyelids at you, you'll probably tell her where the Duke boys live.
Mason Dixon : So that's the name, Duke?
Boss Hogg : [gave the game away] What?