The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Mason Dixon's Girls (1980)

Dennis Rucker: Mason Dixon

Quotes 

• Mason Dixon : Well, we got ourselves a little hoop-dee-doo right away in a place called Hazzard county.

  Tinker : Awe, Mace, sugar, it's Sunday.

  Sam : Now, me, Mace, I like working Sundays. It's when you mess with our evenings I get mad.

  Mason Dixon : Girls, the motorcycle, the van and the car, all need tuneups. Now do you two got the wherewithal to pay for all those bills?

  [they shake their heads] 

  Mason Dixon : That's what I figured. So Sunday or evenings, let's all go out and earn. Get dressed, girls.

  Tinker : Okay, Mace.

  Sam : [girls gonna get up]  We'll be right there.

  [but the moment he slides back down the hatch into the RV, they snicker and lie back again] 

• Mason Dixon : [enters Sheriff's office, where Rosco sits dozing off]  Uh... excuse me?

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [wakes up with a start, stammers:]  Don't you threaten me...!

  Mason Dixon : My name is Mason Dixon, and these two ladies here are my associates...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [they're pretty girls]  Ooh...

  Sam : Oh, we're investigating a call you made to Atlanta.

  Tinker : Yeah, concerning a couple of fellas that you caught with a whole bunch of marijuana.

  [playfully removes Rosco's hat] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Ooh! FBI, huh? Boy, you FBI sure get around quick. You little rascals, you...

  [Tinker now wears his hat] 

  Boss Hogg : [in doorway]  Oh, hush, hush, Rosco. They never said they were from the FBI.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Oh, no, you didn't.

  Boss Hogg : Besides, let me tell you, personally I know that I've never seen no FBI people with...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : With big little dimples?

  [imitates with his hands twisting his face] 

  Boss Hogg : Big little dimples. No! Wearing clothes like these.

  Mason Dixon : We're not with the Federal Bureau. We're private investigators.

  Boss Hogg : Private investigators? Sir, the government don't hire no private investigators.

  Mason Dixon : No. No, sir, but, uh, we work independently...

  Sam : [pulling on his tie]  Oh, Sheriff, can't we talk to them fellas in their cells for just a little-bitty minute?

  [strokes his chin] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [much taken with the young lady]  Yeah... you... you... No.

  [all flustered:] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Yes. No. I mean, I'd... I'd let you. But I can't. I mean... They ain't in the cells!

  [Sam loses all interest in him] 

  Boss Hogg : Rosco, hush, hush, hush, hush, will you? Just ignore them dimples! I mean, next time she bats her eyelids at you, you'll probably tell her where the Duke boys live.

  Mason Dixon : So that's the name, Duke?

  Boss Hogg : [gave the game away]  What?

• Sam : The stuff's in a place called Cooter's farm.

  Mason Dixon : [to Tinker and Sam]  Well, let's go, sweet things, we've got a farm to find. Get out the car and let's go!

• Mason Dixon : [car in pursuit]  Uh-oh, looks like Mr. Ryan and Mr. Davis got us by the tail.

  [the two girls ready for action] 

  Mason Dixon : You good-looking things know what to do.

  Tinker : Well, we'll just see about that.