The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

My Son, Bo Hogg (1981)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• Bo Duke : Say, Luke, you sure you don't want to go hunting with me?

  Luke Duke : Well, Bo, I sure would like to... but I'll be doing a little bit of camping of my own on Saturday.

  Daisy Duke : [from the washing line]  Yeah, with Betty Rogers, isn't it?

  Bo Duke : [chuckles before leaving]  I'll tell you what, when I get back, we'll be eating high on the boar.

  Uncle Jesse : You get one and I'll cook it.

  Bo Duke : Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.

  The Balladeer : [voice-over]  Now, who would have ever figured that anything so peaceful would get the Dukes into more trouble than a bee romancing a buzz saw?

• [first lines] 

  The Balladeer : [as the Duke boys race each other]  In Hazzard County, a youngster growing up learns the four 'R's... readin', 'ritin', 'rithmetic and racin'. Now, it ain't no secret which 'R' the Duke boys liked best.