The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

One Armed Bandits (1979)

Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke

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Quotes 

• Cooter Davenport : Crazy Cooter talkin'. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.

  Luke Duke : Did you copy that Daisy? Cooter's on 421.

  Daisy Duke : 10-4.

  Luke Duke : [to Bo, in the General Lee]  Hit it.

  Leroy : [Daisy, in a bikini, pretends to be stranded]  Lookey here, lookey here. What have we got here?

  Driver : Leroy, let's get that girl right here. I'm gonna steal that away. Are you having trouble, little lady?

  Daisy Duke : Yeah. I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?

  [Driver & Leroy laughed together] 

  Driver : There ain't no beach around here.

  Daisy Duke : Oh. And me with this basketful of lemonade and chitlin sandwiches.

  [Driver & Leroy laughed together, again] 

  Bo Duke : All right boys. Hang 'em high and don't look around.

  Daisy Duke : Now, y'all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns.

• The Balladeer : Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin. She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley, and knows the words to all Dolly Parton's songs.

  Bo Duke : Now if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.

  Daisy Duke : That's never stopped anyone in this family before.

  Bo Duke : You got a point there.

  [laughs] 

• Moss : [as Daisy first walked by Moss, working, serving meals and drinks, in the Boar's Nest]  Hey, I wish you was on the menu!

  [as Daisy walked by Moss again, he grabbed her] 

  Moss : Hey, don't forget we have plans, later.

  Daisy Duke : Get your cotton-pickin' paws off.

  Moss : Now, that I finally got a hold, I think I'll just hang on.

  Daisy Duke : Let go.

  Moss : No, it feels kind of nice. I cant...

  [as Moss started to say I can't. Daisy made him let go, by stomping her thin high heel shoe, onto his foot, causing excrutiating pain, making him let go] 

• Daisy Duke : Really. His brother's bringing in these slot machines on a fertilizer truck. And then that silly dude wants me to go to the No-Tell Motel with him. Says he'll take me off to Nashville. See the Grand Ole Opry, the works. I reckon I've never wanted to see anything that bad. Not even...

  Daisy Duke , Bo Duke , Jerry - Bartender : ...Dolly Parton.

  Daisy Duke : Cheers.