- Daisy Duke: [Duke boys on the front page of Hazzard Gazette for having found $1000 they've since handed over] Well, what do you know? You're famous! Still broke,
- [chuckles]
- Daisy Duke: but you're famous!
- Daisy Duke: [balls her fist as Sandra Rhodes tries to get up] Stay put!
- [the other girl takes no chances]
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Don't you just *love* her slunk?