- Bo Duke: Listen, I, I guess I'm just not used to having a co-driver sitting right there next to me, I... especially not one as pretty as you are... Mary Beth, come here. Come on.
- [helps her stand up so he can look her straight in the eye]
- Bo Duke: Have you ever given a long look at my cousin Luke Duke?
- [painful look on his face]
- Bo Duke: I got to drive next to him every day.
- [Mary Beth bursts out laughing]
- Cooter: [trying to lure Uncle Jesse to his surprise birthday party] Eh, you know, I have worked up one powerful thirst. How 'bout you and me go down to the Boar's Nest, huh?
- Uncle Jesse: Why don't we just finish what we started? We lose our place now, we'll have to start all over with all this junk.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [referring to Jojo] Boss, isn't that the dude that called you fatso? I think I'll punch him out.
- Boss Hogg: Now's not the time to carry a feud.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Are you kiddin'?
- [seeing Jojo's gun]
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Woo! You're right fatso.