- Dr. John Carter: Now you are ready to insert, applying gentle, constant pressure.
- Med Student Ivan Fu: Isn't this a nurse's job?
- Dr. John Carter: You need to know how, Ivan. So grab that penis, and show it who's boss.
- [Carter is teaching Ivan how to insert a catheter]
- Dr. John Carter: For the average male penis, I use a 16-French Foley catheter.
- Med Student Ivan Fu: Those French, they think of everything.
- [Cynthia is eating Ding Dongs]
- Cynthia Hooper: These are my all-time favorites. When I was in Virginia, they didn't call them "Ding Dongs", they called them "King Don's", I mean, on the package, and I'm saying, "Why weren't they called 'Ding Dongs' in Virginia? I mean, like, what law does that violate, right?
- Dr. Mark Greene: What I can't figure out, maybe you can help me with this. Ding Dongs, Ho Hos. Same food, just different shape. How do they get away with that?
- Cynthia Hooper: That's right!
- Dr. Mark Greene: Why are they pretending that they're two different things? Ding Dong - Ho Ho conspiracy.