- Captain Jonathan Archer: I don't suppose it'd be practical to put a pool on the ship?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Oh... I wouldn't want to be taking a swim if the gravity plating went offline.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: You don't think I belong on Enterprise, do you?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: On the contrary. It would be a great loss to Starfleet if you were not a part of this crew. If you feel I've been unfair to you, I apologize. But I hold you to a high standard, Ensign, because I know you're capable of achieving it.
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: Are you staying for the movie tonight?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: What's playing?
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: Uh, 'Wages of Fear' - classic French film.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: [unconvinced] Mmm...
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: No, you'll like it. Things blow up.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Hm - sounds fun.
- Crewman Michael Rostov: [equally trapped in the web] Captain?
- Captain Jonathan Archer: Yeah?
- Crewman Michael Rostov: I imagine in a situation like this, they'd cancel the movie?
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: 'Hwajat', their word for 'eat'...
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: What about it?
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: With emphasis on the first syllable, *hwa*-jat, it means 'to mate'.
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: I can see how that might cause some confusion over dinner.
- [a few crew members, including Archer and Tucker, are tangled up and gradually absorbed in an alien's web]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: When Zefram Cochrane... talked about new life and new civilization... do you think this is what he meant?
- [a delegation of Kreetassans have been offended on Enterprise. Sato tries to ask them in their language about the cause]
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: [analyzing their answer with the universal translator] "You eat like you mate"?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: You sure that thing's working?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: I'm sure I don't have to remind you, Doctor, I am the ranking officer here.
- Dr. Phlox: Not in my sickbay. Unless the Captain says otherwise.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: The Captain is in no condition to offer an opinion!
- Dr. Phlox: Precisely.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Reed to bridge.
- Bridge Personnel: Go ahead, Lieutenant.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: We're trying to watch a movie down here, but instead we're being treated to a view of you. So unless you're planning on giving us a little song and dance, maybe you could see what's gone wrong.
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: [analyzing the alien's communication pattern] Our translation matrix isn't designed for this. Look at it: it's more like a calculus equation than a language.
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Mathematics is sometimes considered a form of language.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: [defining water polo] Think of it as, uh, one part basketball, one part swimming... and one part wrestling.
- [Reed is trying to test a bioelectric field on the alien's separated tentacle]
- Dr. Phlox: If you intend to pummel this appendage with EM radiation until it cries for mercy, I'm afraid I can't permit that.