Entourage (TV Series)

The Sundance Kids (2005)

Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy

Quotes 

• Turtle : We accidentally crossed swords.

  Eric Murphy : Ew.

  Vincent Chase : Really? Were there any women there at least?

  Turtle : Yeah, dick, it was a threesome, okay? It's no biggie. Crossing is an occupational hazard.

• Turtle : What about when you divorce all your wives? They get an eighth of all your property.

  Eric : No, Turtle, it's a ninth. Otherwise, Vince wouldn't get shit.

  Vince : Good lookin' out, E!

• Johnny "Drama" Chase : On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl.

  Turtle : So why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? I mean they're all over the place here. Besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their man right. They're like Catholic girls times one hundred.

  Eric Murphy : You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"

• Johnny "Drama" Chase : In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself.

  Eric Murphy : Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he was a non-closer.

• Vincent Chase : I hear the slopes out here are insane.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Give me a break! Anywhere where you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies. I mean, they got no ice out here.

  Eric Murphy : Who wants to ski on ice?

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Men, E, men who like speed.

  Turtle : I'm with Drama, there's nothing like the possibility of a good head-on collision.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : I mean, if you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere!

• Eric Murphy : There's a whole mountain full of women. You guys gotta compete over one?