Even Stevens (TV Series)

A Weak First Week (2001)

Ty Hodges: Larry Beale

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [flashback]  Hey.

  [Tawny doesn't answer] 

  Louis Stevens : I like your look. It's very, uh... uh, black.

  Tawny Dean : An explanation of my fashion choices would be wasted on you, since I'm sure your mommy still picks out your clothes.

  Louis Stevens : My mother's dead.

  Tawny Dean : Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

  Louis Stevens : [laughs]  Just kidding. Actually, she does buy my clothes. Unfortunately, she's blind.

  Tawny Dean : Let me guess: just kidding.

  Louis Stevens : Bingo!

  [puts a spoon with rice on his nose] 

  Louis Stevens : Do I have food on my face?

  Tawny Dean : Is that supposed to be funny?

  Louis Stevens : [disappointed]  No.

  Larry Beale : Yo, Stevens! What's his first name?

  Louis Stevens : [to Tawny]  Sorry, popularity calls. But you should know... the meaner you are to me, the more I like you. Scary, isn't it?

  [smile and walks away]