Even Stevens (TV Series)

A Weak First Week (2001)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Ren Stevens : Oh, great! See what you did? Now we're stuck!

  Louis Stevens : We're not stuck.

  Speaker : Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to inform you, but you're stuck!

• Ren Stevens : How long are we gonna be up here?

  Louis Stevens : Relax, enjoy the view, Ren. I mean, we've got cotton candy, we've got soda...

  [a bird flies over them and takes the candy] 

  Louis Stevens : We've got soda.

• Louis Stevens : [flashback]  Hey.

  [Tawny doesn't answer] 

  Louis Stevens : I like your look. It's very, uh... uh, black.

  Tawny Dean : An explanation of my fashion choices would be wasted on you, since I'm sure your mommy still picks out your clothes.

  Louis Stevens : My mother's dead.

  Tawny Dean : Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

  Louis Stevens : [laughs]  Just kidding. Actually, she does buy my clothes. Unfortunately, she's blind.

  Tawny Dean : Let me guess: just kidding.

  Louis Stevens : Bingo!

  [puts a spoon with rice on his nose] 

  Louis Stevens : Do I have food on my face?

  Tawny Dean : Is that supposed to be funny?

  Louis Stevens : [disappointed]  No.

  Larry Beale : Yo, Stevens! What's his first name?

  Louis Stevens : [to Tawny]  Sorry, popularity calls. But you should know... the meaner you are to me, the more I like you. Scary, isn't it?

  [smile and walks away] 

• Louis Stevens : [flashback]  Hey, Wednesday Addams, how's it going?

  Tawny Dean : My name is Tawny, okay?

• Louis Stevens : [flashback]  Listen. I know we barely know each other. But my mom and I were talking about you a few nights ago. She says that you like me.

  Tawny Dean : Yeah, right.

  Louis Stevens : Oh, I know, I told her how you gave me mean looks and how you tried to avoid me, and she said that's just what girls do sometimes. So Mom's wrong, huh?

  Tawny Dean : Very.

  Louis Stevens : So, I'm a dork, that's okay. Look, my sister's in way over her head, and I just, you know... wanted to know if you would help me. As a friend.

• Ren Stevens : Junior High was great until you got there; now it's a nightmare.

  Louis Stevens : [annoyed]  Oh yeah? Well, being your brother is about as much fun as sucking spaghetti through your nose. Sure, you can do it, but when that meatball gets lodged...