"Even Stevens" All About Yvette (TV Episode 2000) - Shia LaBeouf as Louis Stevens

Tawny Dean : Okay! I'll do it if you... hop on one foot, pat your left hand on your head and rub your stomach with the other.

Louis Stevens : Pat... Rub stomach... Okay.

[does it]

Louis Stevens : Hey, is this good?

Tawny Dean : I cannot possibly babysit with someone that looks that lame.

Louis Stevens : What do you mean?
Louis Stevens : We've got Doritos, Cheetos and basically the whole family of -itos.
Louis Stevens : Now, Milton, listen to me... Okay? If you finish your dinner, I'll read you a story. Don't worry...

[Milton throws his milk in his and Tawny's faces]

Tawny Dean : About a boy who wouldn't gonna see the age of four.
Louis Stevens : Business, headquarters... Sounds like somebody's got a lot of responsibility, huh, Ren?

Ren Stevens : [unenthusiastic] Oh, yeah. Louis brought me a sweater. He's really responsible.

Louis Stevens : Stop it, Ren. Mom's gonna think I paid you to say that.

Eileen Stevens : Nice try, Louis, but you're still not babysitting alone.

Louis Stevens : Alone! Of course not. No! The kid'll be there. And Tawny will be there too, and she's 13, Mom. And two 13-year-olds is really like a 26-year old. And they're really responsible.
Tawny Dean : Wow... THX, high definition, Dolby surround sound... It's... it's like it gives life more meaning.

Louis Stevens : Yeah, I know, Tawny, I know. Now, nothing can come between us and digital heaven!

[Milton passes gas and laughs]

Tawny Dean : It's for you.

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens