Even Stevens (TV Series)

Broadcast Blues (2001)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans

Quotes 

• Cynthia Mills : Question number two: name the capital of Tasmania.

  Beans : Okay. How about George? That's my uncle's name!

• [Donnie opens the front door and sees Beans walks into the house] 

  Donnie Stevens : Well, if it isn't little Bernard from next door.

  Beans : [annoyed]  It's Beans.

• Beans : What part of bacon don't you understand?

  [Beans goes into the kitchen] 

  Donnie Stevens : Hey, for all you know, I might be a bonafide genius!

  Beans : Yeah, right!

• [Beans is standing in Ren's bedroom; Louis and Twitty are giving Beans answers through a hat via an earpiece] 

  Alan Twitty : [into the microphone]  The major crops of the Philippines are rice, sugar canes, bananas and coconuts.

  Beans : [reciting the answers to Ren]  Rice, sugar canes, bananas, and...

  [an annoyed Louis grabs the mic from Twitty as Beans struggles with the last answer] 

  Louis Stevens : [screams into the mic]  Coconuts!

  [the feedback hurts Beans' ears] 

  Beans : Coconuts.

  Ren Stevens : That's exactly right!