Even Stevens (TV Series)
Broadcast Blues (2001)
Nick Spano: Donnie Stevens
Quotes
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Ren Stevens : You were right about Cynthia. You know, that was very insightful of you.
Donnie Stevens : [laughs nervously] That's like smart, right?
Ren Stevens : Oh, very much.
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Dr. Henri LaGrange : Hello! I'm Dr. Henri LeGrand. And welcome to "Look Smart - Be Smart!". The video that teaches you to appear intelligent.
Donnie Stevens : Needo!
Dr. Henri LaGrange : Are you tired of being an airhead?
Donnie Stevens : Totally.
Dr. Henri LaGrange : Do you want to be respected for your brain?
Donnie Stevens : Yes.
Dr. Henri LaGrange : Are you talking to the television right now?
Donnie Stevens : [pauses] No.
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[Donnie opens the front door and sees Beans walks into the house]
Donnie Stevens : Well, if it isn't little Bernard from next door.
Beans : [annoyed] It's Beans.
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[Donnie enters the kitchen as Steve and Eileen prepare dinner]
Donnie Stevens : Hello, Mother.
Eileen Stevens : [caught off-guard by Donnie's glasses and clothing] Hi, Don... nie. Sweetie, when did you start wearing glasses?
Dr. Henri LaGrange : [acting as Donnie's conscience] To appear intelligent when asked a difficult question, do not blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Simply ask the same question back, you see?
Donnie Stevens : When did you start wearing glasses?
Steve Stevens : Son, we don't wear glasses.
Donnie Stevens : Ah, that's what I thought.
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Beans : What part of bacon don't you understand?
[Beans goes into the kitchen]
Donnie Stevens : Hey, for all you know, I might be a bonafide genius!
Beans : Yeah, right!
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Eileen Stevens : Do you know what you'd like for dinner, Donnie?
Donnie Stevens : How about a corn-on-the-copia?
[Eileen chuckles]
Steve Stevens : Son, did you bump your head on a dictionary?
Donnie Stevens : Did you bump my head on a dictionary?
Eileen Stevens : [whispers; to Steve] I think he's wearing his football helmet a little too tight again.
Steve Stevens : I'll go check the oxygen level in his room.
Eileen Stevens : Yeah.
[Steve exits the kitchen]
Eileen Stevens : [Eileen laughs as Donnie adjusts his glasses; she puts her hands on her eldest son's cheeks]
Eileen Stevens : Aw, mommy loves you!