Even Stevens (TV Series)

Close Encounters of the Beans Kind (2002)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans

Quotes 

• Twitty : What's up, Beans. Umm, some guy was looking for you buddy.

  Beans : I've never heard of him.

  Twitty : Yeah, I - I didn't even say his name yet, buddy. But his name' s Mason.

  Beans : I've never heard of *him* either.

  Louis Stevens : Y'know, Beans, he said he knew about the Long Journey Home.

  [ominous music begins] 

  Beans : I don't know what you're talking about. I gotta go.

• Ren Stevens : [Beans is not getting the hang of the creative writing project Ren is supposed to help him with]  OK, y'know what, um, forget imagination. Just - just write what you're feeling right now.

  Beans : Oh, I can do that.

  Ren Stevens : Good. That's great.

  Beans : Would 'gassy' have two s's or three?

• Beans : [as he types a story on Ren's computer]  Does "gassy" have two S's or three?

  Ren Stevens : Two.