Even Stevens (TV Series)

Deep Chocolate (2000)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : I thought I had it in my front pocket.

  Ren Stevens : You do. Your pants are on backwards!

  [Eileen and Steve looks at her] 

  Ren Stevens : Which is a really styling look for you.

• Louis Stevens : Go ahead, call me any name you want.

  Ren Stevens : Louis, ask me that in 17 hours!

• [Wallace Randall has threatened to take legal action against Louis for failure to pay for the unsold chocolate which has melted in the garage and leaked out onto the driveway] 

  Steve Stevens : [covered from head to toe in chocolate]  So, you're gonna sue my son, huh? I may be covered in chocolate; but I happen to be an attorney.

  Wallace Randall : I'm not afraid of you. Nobody can touch Wallace Randall! Whoa!

  [Mr. Randall slips on the Stevens' chocolate covered driveway and struggles to get back up on his feet; he eventually does] 

  Steve Stevens : Lemme tell you something, Randall! I've been researching your Chocolate-Pyramid-of-Success, Incorporated; and as far as I can tell, none of the profits have even made it back to the schools.

  Wallace Randall : Wait a minute! I gotta pay for the wrappers, the cardboard boxes, the fancy foil wrapper things... that stuff adds up!

  Steve Stevens : You've exploited and manipulated children for too long. You're gonna get your money back; but if I ever find you running another chocolate sale, I will bring you up on charges of fraud, embezzlement...

  [Steve tastes some of the chocolate] 

  Steve Stevens : ...and selling crummy chocolate!

  Wallace Randall : Fair enough.

  [Mr. Randall leaves as Louis and Ren applaud at Steve for standing up to Randall] 

  Ren Stevens : Dad, that was incredible!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah! Unbelievable... unbelievable. Dad, thanks for getting me off the hook.

  Steve Stevens : Off what hook? For the next few months, you're gonna be doing chores around here to pay for that chocolate starting with cleaning up this mess!

  [Steve walks back into the house] 

  Louis Stevens : Go ahead. Call me any name you want. Go ahead. Go ahead.

  Ren Stevens : Louis, ask me that again in 17 hours.