Even Stevens (TV Series)
Deep Chocolate (2000)
Jay Leggett: Wallace Randall
Quotes
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Wallace Randall : Hey, is that my chocolate?
Louis Stevens : Yeah, I thought we could move more of it in liquid form.
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[Wallace Randall has threatened to take legal action against Louis for failure to pay for the unsold chocolate which has melted in the garage and leaked out onto the driveway]
Steve Stevens : [covered from head to toe in chocolate] So, you're gonna sue my son, huh? I may be covered in chocolate; but I happen to be an attorney.
Wallace Randall : I'm not afraid of you. Nobody can touch Wallace Randall! Whoa!
[Mr. Randall slips on the Stevens' chocolate covered driveway and struggles to get back up on his feet; he eventually does]
Steve Stevens : Lemme tell you something, Randall! I've been researching your Chocolate-Pyramid-of-Success, Incorporated; and as far as I can tell, none of the profits have even made it back to the schools.
Wallace Randall : Wait a minute! I gotta pay for the wrappers, the cardboard boxes, the fancy foil wrapper things... that stuff adds up!
Steve Stevens : You've exploited and manipulated children for too long. You're gonna get your money back; but if I ever find you running another chocolate sale, I will bring you up on charges of fraud, embezzlement...
[Steve tastes some of the chocolate]
Steve Stevens : ...and selling crummy chocolate!
Wallace Randall : Fair enough.
[Mr. Randall leaves as Louis and Ren applaud at Steve for standing up to Randall]
Ren Stevens : Dad, that was incredible!
Louis Stevens : Yeah! Unbelievable... unbelievable. Dad, thanks for getting me off the hook.
Steve Stevens : Off what hook? For the next few months, you're gonna be doing chores around here to pay for that chocolate starting with cleaning up this mess!
[Steve walks back into the house]
Louis Stevens : Go ahead. Call me any name you want. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Ren Stevens : Louis, ask me that again in 17 hours.