Even Stevens (TV Series)

Devil Mountain (2001)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Photos 

Quotes 

• Steve Stevens : [looking at the birds]  I guess Miss Nuthatch is looking for a mate!

  Ren Stevens : [looking at Bobby and Mandy]  Yep. That's what she's doing, alrighty.

• Ren Stevens : All right. I'm not lost, I'm not lost, I'm not lost, I'm not lost... I think I'm lost.

• Ren Stevens : [after falling down thirty feet]  I think I broke a nail!

• Nelson Minkler : [Ren's Dad is coming to school to lecture about nature]  I didn't know your Dad was into birds and everything.

  Ren Stevens : Are you kidding me, Nelson? My Dad is practically Mr Outdoors.

  Nelson Minkler : Well, if my Dad was on his way here, I'd be getting an embarrassment rash in places I'm too embarrassed to tell you about.

  Ren Stevens : Well, for your information, Nelson, my Dad's not coming here to embarrass me. He happens to be one of the area's foremost authorities on the Dickcissel.

  Nelson Minkler : [he's barely able to contain his laughter, then gets mock-serious]  I'm sure the lecture will go very well.

• Eileen Stevens : [unloading groceries in the kitchen]  Why do I have all this pizza? Louis...

  Louis Stevens : Yes?

  Eileen Stevens : When you knocked over that pyramid of beef stew cans, was that to distract me while they rang up a hundred and fifty dollars worth of frozen pizza?

  Ren Stevens : OK, I could have gotten my hiking boots.

  Louis Stevens : Sorry, sis. Listen. I'm on a four-slice-a-day habit, all right? Just, let's preheat the oven to four-fifty, and discuss this in a calm and reasonable manner.

• Ren Stevens : [Ren gets lost on Devil Mountain, when she wanders down the treacherous Devil's Backside]  Dad, how did you find me?

  Steve Stevens : I figured you'd miss the sign, and wander down the Devil's Backside. Sure enough, I was able to see your head sticking out of the crack.

  [the pun must be intentional!]