Even Stevens (TV Series)

Devil Mountain (2001)

Gary LeRoi Gray: Nelson Minkler

Quotes 

• Nelson Minkler : [Ren's Dad is coming to school to lecture about nature]  I didn't know your Dad was into birds and everything.

  Ren Stevens : Are you kidding me, Nelson? My Dad is practically Mr Outdoors.

  Nelson Minkler : Well, if my Dad was on his way here, I'd be getting an embarrassment rash in places I'm too embarrassed to tell you about.

  Ren Stevens : Well, for your information, Nelson, my Dad's not coming here to embarrass me. He happens to be one of the area's foremost authorities on the Dickcissel.

  Nelson Minkler : [he's barely able to contain his laughter, then gets mock-serious]  I'm sure the lecture will go very well.