Even Stevens (TV Series)

Devil Mountain (2001)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : Please take your seats. First of all, I just wanna thank you guys for coming on such short notice. I really appreciate it.

  Tawny Dean : What's going on? I mean, you paged me, like, ten times.

  Louis Stevens : As you may have heard, yesterday Mr Twitty and I experienced what one would call a major dissing, courtesy of seventh grader: Mr Tom Gribalski.

  Alan Twitty : I feel violated.

  Louis Stevens : Friends just don't treat friends like that. We need to show this Mr Gribalski that revenge is swift! And oh, so sweet.

  Alan Twitty : Sweet, Mr Stevens, very sweet. Why are we using last names?

  Louis Stevens : [silently mouthing the words]  I don't know.

• Louis Stevens : Tom Gribalski, you just won the District's Chess Championship! What are you gonna do now?

  Tom Gribalski : I'm gonna go get my windbreaker.

• Eileen Stevens : [unloading groceries in the kitchen]  Why do I have all this pizza? Louis...

  Louis Stevens : Yes?

  Eileen Stevens : When you knocked over that pyramid of beef stew cans, was that to distract me while they rang up a hundred and fifty dollars worth of frozen pizza?

  Ren Stevens : OK, I could have gotten my hiking boots.

  Louis Stevens : Sorry, sis. Listen. I'm on a four-slice-a-day habit, all right? Just, let's preheat the oven to four-fifty, and discuss this in a calm and reasonable manner.