Even Stevens (TV Series)

Duck Soup (2001)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Quotes 

• Chef Pierre : Zere iss my canard... I've been looking all over for my canard.

  Louis Stevens : [to the duck, whom Louis has named Seymour]  Hey, don't worry about it, don't be scared. It's just a guy in a big hat looking for his canard.

  Ren Stevens : Y'know, I hate to tell you this, but, uh, "canard" is French for duck.

  Louis Stevens : So?

  Ren Stevens : Seymour is going to be eaten for dinner.

  Chef Pierre : [he calls his assistant to bring the knife]  Rodney...

  Louis Stevens : No, no, you're not, no, I'm sorry, uh, you have a better chance of cookin' me, buddy.

  Chef Pierre : Oh, zat can be arranged.

  Donnie Stevens : Hey, lookit here, cheffie. Nobody's cookin' my brother or his duck.

• Steve Stevens : Good night, Ren.

  Ren Stevens : Good night, Donnie.

  Donnie Stevens : Good night, Mom.

  Eileen Stevens : Good night, Louis.

  Louis Stevens : Good night, Seymour.

  [the duck quacks] 

• Eileen Stevens : Kids! What are you doing in the house?

  [growing nervous] 

  Eileen Stevens : Where's Chef Pierre? Where's all the food?

  Louis Stevens : Uh... Chef Pierre thought all the food was too hot, so he took it outside to cool it down.

  Eileen Stevens : [panicking]  Kids, I have a very hungry lieutenant governor out there, who won't even talk about my family care bill until he has food in his stomach! Ren?

  Ren Stevens : [nervously]  Yes?

  Eileen Stevens : I want you to give me a straight answer.

  Ren Stevens : Well, mommy, well...

  [she looks at Louis, who cautiously shakes his head no and smiles to Eileen] 

  Ren Stevens : The chef's said the food going to be in a couple of minutes.

  Eileen Stevens : [relieved]  Oh, good. I mean, you know that Chef Pierre's a little... .eccentric.