Even Stevens (TV Series)

Duck Soup (2001)

Greg Ellis: Chef Pierre

Quotes 

• Chef Pierre : Zere iss my canard... I've been looking all over for my canard.

  Louis Stevens : [to the duck, whom Louis has named Seymour]  Hey, don't worry about it, don't be scared. It's just a guy in a big hat looking for his canard.

  Ren Stevens : Y'know, I hate to tell you this, but, uh, "canard" is French for duck.

  Louis Stevens : So?

  Ren Stevens : Seymour is going to be eaten for dinner.

  Chef Pierre : [he calls his assistant to bring the knife]  Rodney...

  Louis Stevens : No, no, you're not, no, I'm sorry, uh, you have a better chance of cookin' me, buddy.

  Chef Pierre : Oh, zat can be arranged.

  Donnie Stevens : Hey, lookit here, cheffie. Nobody's cookin' my brother or his duck.

• [Louis is refusing to allow Chef Pierre to cook Seymour the duck] 

  Chef Pierre : I count to three. Un... Deux...

  [beat] 

  Chef Pierre : [at the top of his lungs]  ... Trois!

  [cut to Donnie, Ren and Louis standing in the front yard as Chef Pierre drives away] 

  Donnie Stevens : [confused]  I thought he said he was gonna count to three.