Even Stevens (TV Series)

Easy Crier (2001)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Coach Tugnut : [Louis arrives after bell rings]  You're late, Stevens!

  Louis Stevens : Or is it possible that everyone else on Earth is early?

• Coach Tugnut : Oh, Stevens... You might wanna put some ice on those bruises.

  Louis Stevens : Sir, I... I don't have any bruises.

  Coach Tugnut : Not yet!

• Mr. Winnick : [Lenny lifts Louis and his desk up in the air]  Mr. Cranepool, could you please put your classmate down? Gently.

  Louis Stevens : 'Gently' being the key word.

• Lenny Cranepool : Louis! I need to talk to you.

  Louis Stevens : Listen, if I offended you in any way, I am sorry. And in fact, I'd like to pre-apologize for anything I may do in the future.

• Alan Twitty : Hey, are you okay?

  Louis Stevens : Have you ever felt the numb pains of guilt? You know, the ones that make you feel like a terrible person who doesn't deserve to live.

  Alan Twitty : No.

  Louis Stevens : Me neither. But this is the closest I've ever been.

• Louis Stevens : [the new, huge, transfer student Lenny is protecting Louis because of an earlier good deed]  Life is sweet, Twitty.

  Alan Twitty : You are right, man. Y'know, thanks to Lenny, we have all-day protection.

  Louis Stevens : I know, it's like the guy is one big deodorant stick, and suddenly we're smellin' pretty good, y'know.