Even Stevens (TV Series)

Easy Crier (2001)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Alan Twitty : Hey, are you okay?

  Louis Stevens : Have you ever felt the numb pains of guilt? You know, the ones that make you feel like a terrible person who doesn't deserve to live.

  Alan Twitty : No.

  Louis Stevens : Me neither. But this is the closest I've ever been.

• Louis Stevens : [the new, huge, transfer student Lenny is protecting Louis because of an earlier good deed]  Life is sweet, Twitty.

  Alan Twitty : You are right, man. Y'know, thanks to Lenny, we have all-day protection.

  Louis Stevens : I know, it's like the guy is one big deodorant stick, and suddenly we're smellin' pretty good, y'know.