Even Stevens (TV Series)

Easy Way (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Ren Stevens : As this year's coordinator for the school wide fundraising drive for the Beacon of Help, I wanna encourage each and every one of you to get involved. As I look out upon my fellow students, I see your eager faces, faces unafraid of sweat and hard work.

  Alan Twitty : [Louis is asleep]  Do you want me to wake him?

  Ren Stevens : He's my brother. Let me do it.

  [walks toward Louis, who is dreaming about himself surfing while he eats a corn dog, with a bird flying over him causing him to fall off the board] 

  Louis Stevens : [Louis wakes up suddenly, disoriented at first]  I want names and I'm not afraid to tango!

• Louis Stevens : Guys, check it out!

  [they see an advertising poster for a new "virtual fun center"] 

  Alan Twitty : Awww, dude, I can't wait! Fun-tasia is gonna be so cool.

  Louis Stevens : I heard that there's gonna be, like, pizza, and tons of video games and stuff.

  Tawny Dean : I heard they have virtual bowling.

  Louis Stevens : I heard that when you have virtual bowling, you have to rent virtual bowling shoes.

  Tawny Dean : I hate that virtual nasty smell.

  Louis Stevens : It's almost like those virtual nachos!

  Tawny Dean : They make you virtually bloated.

  [Louis and Tawny laugh at their own absurdity] 

  Alan Twitty : Could you guys virtually stop now?