Even Stevens (TV Series)

Family Picnic (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Alan Twitty : [Louis is practicing for the family picnic races, holding an egg on a spoon while walking home with Twitty and Tawny]  Do you actually have to take this seriously?

  Louis Stevens : My dad bought me a $400 racing spoon, man.

  Alan Twitty : Aren't picnics supposed to be fun?

  Louis Stevens : Fun? Are you kidding? I have nightmares of showing up at the race naked. And that's fine, it's just, I don't have any spoon.

  Tawny Dean : Then why do it?

  Alan Twitty : Yeah, Louis, why?

  Louis Stevens : Well, it's hard to explain. I'm a Stevens, and we have a motto, you know: You dream it, you scheme it, and you cream it.