- Louis Stevens: I came to tell you that I can't.
- Steve Stevens: Can't what?
- Louis Stevens: Can't, uh... can't, uh... can't, uh... Wait! Can't wait to win the race tomorrow! Yeah!
- Steve Stevens: [at the family picnic, Louis is in an event where all the other kids are toddlers] How do you feel, son?
- Louis Stevens: Well, I kind of feel like - like I'm the only one in this race that knows their time tables.
- Alan Twitty: [Louis is practicing for the family picnic races, holding an egg on a spoon while walking home with Twitty and Tawny] Do you actually have to take this seriously?
- Louis Stevens: My dad bought me a $400 racing spoon, man.
- Alan Twitty: Aren't picnics supposed to be fun?
- Louis Stevens: Fun? Are you kidding? I have nightmares of showing up at the race naked. And that's fine, it's just, I don't have any spoon.
- Tawny Dean: Then why do it?
- Alan Twitty: Yeah, Louis, why?
- Louis Stevens: Well, it's hard to explain. I'm a Stevens, and we have a motto, you know: You dream it, you scheme it, and you cream it.