- Louis Stevens: Please?
- Ren Stevens: No.
- Louis Stevens: Please?
- Ren Stevens: No!
- Louis Stevens: Pleeeease?
- Ren Stevens: Okay.
- Louis Stevens: Really?
- Ren Stevens: NO!
- Tawny Dean: Louis, what's this whole thing about you being serious anyway? I mean, it's so not you.
- Louis Stevens: Wait, so you're saying I'm just some goof ball who can't be serious?
- Tawny Dean, Alan Twitty: Yeah.
- Ren Stevens: Thank you, Artie, for that insightful story. Now, let's go live to the cafeteria, for Louis Stevens' special report.
- Louis Stevens: Thank you, Ren. Now, we've all been in the cafeterial line. But what do we really know about the people who cook and serve the so called food we eat?
- Louis Stevens: Is it true that you once ran out of chicken fingers and served human fingers?
- Elsa Schotz: Why are you telling such lies?
- Louis Stevens: Lies? How do you explain this? Huh? Huh?
- [shows his hands where he hides to fingers. Elsa starts to throw food at him]
- Louis Stevens: What about him?
- Ren Stevens: Mr. Gordon.
- Louis Stevens: Right. Mr. Gordon.
- Ren Stevens: Well, I suppose you could trash him. You get it? Trash? He's the custodian!
- [Ren laughs at her own joke, Louis does not]
- Louis Stevens: Ren?
- Ren Stevens: Huh?
- Louis Stevens: I'll do the comedy.
- Eileen Stevens: How was the show?
- Ren Stevens: [sadly] Great.
- Louis Stevens: [unenthusiastically] Everybody loved it.
- Eileen Stevens: Wow! I'd hate to see what you two looked like if it bombed!