Even Stevens (TV Series)

Gutter Queen (2002)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

Quotes 

• Steve Stevens : Oh, Ren, I didn't get a chance to talk to you. How was mother-daughter bowling night?

  Ren Stevens : Well, Mom can't bowl to save her life.

  Steve Stevens : Yeah, sorry to hear that. Oh, uhm... Why is there an English man doing laundry in our home?

  Ren Stevens : Oh, Chives? He works for Louis.

  Steve Stevens : Oh?

  Ren Stevens : Yeah...

• Eileen Stevens : Wasn't last night a blast?

  Ren Stevens : [she has not yet told her mother than her bowling was atrocious]  Oh... Kaboom!

  Eileen Stevens : [shows Ren the new, monogrammed, pink bowling shirts she has bought for Ren - Pinky - and herself - Gutter Queen]  We joined a mother-daughter bowling league. Isn't that great? Isn't that great, Ren? We can relive the fun we had last night, every single week!

  Ren Stevens : [embarrassed]  Uh... uh... Kaboom! Heh, heh, heh.