Even Stevens (TV Series)

Hardly Famous (2002)

Tom Virtue: Steve Stevens

Quotes 

• Steve Stevens : [Ren and Eileen are fawning endlessly over their handsome guest, so Steve tries to get the dinner party started]  I just cut some cheese in the kitchen. Why don't we all go in there?

• Barry Hudson Jr. : I just figured out who you are. You played for Michigan State. I'm a Spartan, too. Man, you are a legend.

  Steve Stevens : [flattered]  You remember me?

  Barry Hudson Jr. : How could anyone forget Steve Stevens? Man, you had the best 'stiff arm' in the game.

  [Steve strikes a football pose] 

  Barry Hudson Jr. : That's it. Stiffy Stevens.