- Tawny Dean: Not a day goes by that I don't think about him. I mean, I know it sounds kinda crazy, but...when we looked into each other's eyes, it was deep and powerful...like, like we was searchin' for stars in a black sky... And how he could make me laugh! Oh, I remember this one time, he ate so many plums, his mouth turned as purple as the hydrangeas in Grandma's window box... How could he just disappear like that, leavin' me nothin' but a hole in my heart? I never even got a chance...to say goodbye! I'll always miss him, and I'll always love him. 'Cause he wasn't just a turtle--he was my best friend.
- Louis Stevens: Tawny, check it out! Be careful, grab at the base.
- Tawny Dean: What is this?
- Alan Twitty: That's a Gum Blob.
- Louis Stevens: Yes.
- Tom Gribalski: [condescending] Very sophisticated.
- Louis Stevens: Thank you, Tom. See, it's a painstaking process. We had to get that stuff off the floor...
- Alan Twitty: Yes
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, bathroom stall...
- Tawny Dean: Wait! This is used gum?
- Louis and Twitty together: Oh yeah!
- Tawny Dean: Ew!
- [she throws it over to Tom, who tosses it in the air, and Twitty catches it in the last second]
- Louis Stevens: Auuugh.
- Alan Twitty: Oh, that was close. Tom, are you trying to give me a heart attack? We put over a 150 man hours into this baby.
- Louis Stevens: He's stressed out, give him a neck rub!
- [Twitty begins massaging the Gum Blob]
- Louis Stevens: [to Tom] You savage!
- Louis Stevens: So, uh, listen. I just wanted to wish you good luck over at SACCY, and I'm sorry for goofing on you earlier. In fact, I think it's a cool thing.
- Tawny Dean: Thanks. But I'm not going, I didn't make the cut.
- Louis Stevens: Are they crazy? You were great! You were the best one!
- Tawny Dean: Thanks, but it's okay, really. I don't mind staying here, with my... friends.
- [Louis looks away, hurt]
- Tawny Dean: I gotta go, 'cause my mom's picking me up.
- Louis Stevens: [quietly] Alright.
- Tawny Dean: Bye.
- Ren Stevens: Uhm... You really stunk up there.
- Louis Stevens: No, no, no! Not me. Tawny! Her audition was awesome.
- Ren Stevens: Yeah, that's why she got accepted.
- Louis Stevens: So she got accepted.
- Ren Stevens: Mhm.
- Louis Stevens: She got accepted?
- Ren Stevens: Yeah, but she told me she wasn't going.
- Louis Stevens: Why would she do that?
- Ren Stevens: Louis... Take a wild guess.
- Steve Stevens: [Ren and Eileen are fawning endlessly over their handsome guest, so Steve tries to get the dinner party started] I just cut some cheese in the kitchen. Why don't we all go in there?
- Barry Hudson Jr.: I just figured out who you are. You played for Michigan State. I'm a Spartan, too. Man, you are a legend.
- Steve Stevens: [flattered] You remember me?
- Barry Hudson Jr.: How could anyone forget Steve Stevens? Man, you had the best 'stiff arm' in the game.
- [Steve strikes a football pose]
- Barry Hudson Jr.: That's it. Stiffy Stevens.