Even Stevens (TV Series)
Head Games (2001)
Margo Harshman: Tawny Dean
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Quotes
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Louis Stevens : [to Twitty, after hearing Big Al's recording of his less-than-stellar spa] So, do you want to get in the mud or go straight to the kissing booth?
Donnie Stevens : Hey, hey, no. Look, we're here to pack him in the mud and straighten his head out.
Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in that nasty mud.
Louis Stevens : Look, Twitty, I'm your best friend, okay, and I want to help you, but you're at the point where only YOU can help you.
Alan Twitty : Dude, I don't know, man. The mud's starting to smell kind of funky.
Louis Stevens : [impatiently] Twitty...
[points to Donnie]
Louis Stevens : he drove fifty miles, okay?
[puts money in the pay jar]
Louis Stevens : I'm spending fifteen dollars. You're getting in the stinking mud!
Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in the mud pit, man!
[cut to him soaking in the mud bath]
Tawny Dean : How does it feel?
Alan Twitty : [unpleasant] Feels like I'm in a giant bowl of dirt pudding with an old rusty license plate in it.