Even Stevens (TV Series)
Head Games (2001)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
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Quotes
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Louis Stevens : Twitty, you're in the spotlight. You're the Man. The big papa with the big moppa!
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Louis Stevens : [to Twitty, after hearing Big Al's recording of his less-than-stellar spa] So, do you want to get in the mud or go straight to the kissing booth?
Donnie Stevens : Hey, hey, no. Look, we're here to pack him in the mud and straighten his head out.
Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in that nasty mud.
Louis Stevens : Look, Twitty, I'm your best friend, okay, and I want to help you, but you're at the point where only YOU can help you.
Alan Twitty : Dude, I don't know, man. The mud's starting to smell kind of funky.
Louis Stevens : [impatiently] Twitty...
[points to Donnie]
Louis Stevens : he drove fifty miles, okay?
[puts money in the pay jar]
Louis Stevens : I'm spending fifteen dollars. You're getting in the stinking mud!
Alan Twitty : I'm not getting in the mud pit, man!
[cut to him soaking in the mud bath]
Tawny Dean : How does it feel?
Alan Twitty : [unpleasant] Feels like I'm in a giant bowl of dirt pudding with an old rusty license plate in it.
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Louis Stevens : [the team is on the verge of losing the game] Coach, listen. I think it's time for a pitching change.
[turns to Twitty sitting in the dugout reading a book]
Louis Stevens : Twitty, get in there, buddy, come on!
[Twitty stands up]
Coach Tugnut : Twitty, sit down!
[Twitty sits down]
Coach Tugnut : Stevens, for the last time, you are not the coach here. The only reason you're on the team is because you have a radar gun. Where'd you get that thing, anyway?
Louis Stevens : Got it at a police auction. Now, I would have gotten the Jaws of Life. It just didn't fit on my bike.
Artie Ryan : [after the team suffers another strike] Uh-oh! There goes another one.
Coach Tugnut : [walks over to Twitty in the dugout] Twitty, why are you just sitting there? Get in the game!
Alan Twitty : But I thought you said...
Coach Tugnut : GO!
