- Tom Gribalski: Guess we all kind of snapped.
- Ruby Mendel: Yeah, look at us, chasing Ren like some greedy animals.
- Alan Twitty: Yeah. Guess money can do that to you.
- Louis Stevens: [uncharacteristically serious] You know what? It could've happened to anyone of us. You know?
- [lets go of his serious face]
- Louis Stevens: Good thing it happened to her, though! Right? Hah hah hah!
- [high fives Twitty, and gets ready to do the same to Little Timmy, who doesn't respond to that]
- Father O'Neil: I know you don't mean that, son.
- Principal Conrad Wexler: Yeah, he does.
- Ren Stevens: Louis! I should have figured. You could have taken our heads off!
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, that'd be cool.
- Ruby Mendel: Louis, I don't trust you with that money. You have dollar signs in your eyes.
- Louis Stevens: Ruby, that's hurtful.
- Alan Twitty: No, man. You do.
- Tawny Dean: Beans?
- Beans: Shh!
- Tawny Dean: What are you doing in my school?
- Beans: I'm trying to ditch my pony. That stupid thing follows me everywhere.
- Ruby Mendel: It's empty.
- Ren Stevens: Yeah. Unfortunately somebody claimed the money this morning.
- Louis Stevens: It's claimed?
- Alan Twitty: Is there any reward?
- Ruby Mendel: Oh, sure, we get to keep the case.
- Louis Stevens: Well! Hey, let's split it up, then! Right? Okay, we're gonna start...
- [everybody laughs]