Even Stevens (TV Series)
Little Mr. Sacktown (2002)
A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty
Quotes
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Louis Stevens : Why is that kid wearing a leash?
Alan Twitty : Maybe he bites.
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Beans : Louis, I know you always wanted a crown.
Alan Twitty : What, you did?
Louis Stevens : Uh, well, yeah, it's a long story.
Beans : I want you to have this one.
Louis Stevens : Beans... No, man. You worked too hard for it.
Beans : Okay.
Louis Stevens : No, no, Beans, I was being polite.
Beans : Too late, 'cause now, you lose.
Louis Stevens : No, give me that crown! BEEEEEAAAANS!
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Alan Twitty : [beginning Beans's training for the Little Mr Sacktown pageant] Here's a sample question. If a genie granted you one magical wish, what would you wish for?
Beans : [he thinks it over] Bacon.
Alan Twitty : Bacon! OK, uh, Beans, I think the judges need to hear like a whole sentence.
Beans : Crispy bacon.