Even Stevens (TV Series)

Luscious Lou (2000)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Twitty : You know what a win-win situation is, right?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah.

  Twitty : Well, this is the exact same thing. Except, it's lose-lose.

  Louis Stevens : That's great.

• [Louis finds out he will be wrestling a girl] 

  Louis Stevens : But, you're a girl. And I...

  [makes hand signals] 

  Louis Stevens : ...wrestle with...

  Mimi Nagurski : Good grammar.

• Twitty : What if you did like, uh, swimming?

  Louis Stevens : No...

  Tawny Dean : No, no, no. I've seen Louis swim. He has to wear arm floaties and a shallow end.

• Louis Stevens : Sir, I was wondering... Could you put me on a sports team or something? Any team's fine.

  Coach Tugnut : [lifts Louis up in the air]  What do you weigh, Stevens? About 104-105?

  Louis Stevens : Uh... uh... uh... That's a personal question, Coach.

  Coach Tugnut : [lets him down]  We need somebody in that weight class. Congratulations, Stevens... You just made the wrestling team.

• Twitty : [Tugley lifts him up]  Coach, I can't wrestle, I'm already on the basketball team.

  Coach Tugnut : Yeah, I know. Just haven't seen you in a while. Thought I'd lift you up.

  [walks away] 

  Louis Stevens : That was interesting.

• Louis Stevens : Sir! Sir, ehm, if you don't mind, I would like to say something. Okay?

  Coach Tugnut : No!

  Louis Stevens : Thank you. Now, I'd just like to say first off what an honor it is to be on the wrestling team, and that although I've never got hit in the back by a folding chair, I'll try to make it look as "real" as possible.

  Coach Tugnut : Stevens!

  Louis Stevens : And I'd like to run a few wrestling names for myself by you. Now, I've narrowed it down to Luscious Lou and Texas Joe Hot Dog.

  Coach Tugnut : How about this one: The Kid Who Chaps My Rear End.

  Louis Stevens : I don't know, Coach, it doesn't really sing. You got something else?

• Ren Stevens : You're an evil genius!

  Louis Stevens : Thank you.