Even Stevens (TV Series)

Model Principal (2002)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : I'm gonna solve this. I'm gonna go talk to the man.

  Tawny Dean : Who, Landau?

  Louis Stevens : No. Ren.

• Tawny Dean : Woah! I didn't know Mr. Rough was bald.

  Louis Stevens : See, look at that. We learn a new thing every day, right?

• Louis Stevens : You know, I liked it better when we were enemies.

  Principal Conrad Wexler : Me too. One more game.

• Louis Stevens : [Mr Landau is the new principal, and his method of discipline is to make students wear signs that highlight their faults]  Ren, listen. Alright, look, you gotta do somethin' about this new guy, because he's drivin' me insane. All my friends, too.

  Ren Stevens : Louis, Wexler's gone. Mr Landau has his own way of doing things.

  Louis Stevens : Ren, you know what? If you're not gonna do it for me, at least do it for Lefkowitz. I mean, look at that. I mean, it's sad. It's getting personal now. That's not nice.

  [Lefkowitz is wearing a sign that says, 'I am a crusty-eyed mouth breather'] 

• Louis Stevens : [Louis tricks Principal Landau into leaving to take a job as magician on a cruise ship leaving from Finland]  Landau, hey, I just wanted to wish you good luck in Helsinki, man.

  Tawny Dean : Yeah, we're really gonna miss you.

  Louis Stevens : Yeah.

  Tom Gribalski : NOT!... Did I just say that out loud?