Even Stevens (TV Series)

Raiders of the Lost Sausage (2002)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Beans

Quotes 

• Beans : Do these pants make my butt look big?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah.

  Beans : Good. Let's move some dirt!

• [Steve sees Beans standing on a huge mound of dirt in the laundry room and emptying more dirt] 

  Steve Stevens : Beans, why are you dumping dirt in my laundry room?

  Beans : Because there's a big scary bird in the backyard!

• [Beans stands on top of a huge mound of dirt and dumps more of it with the baggy pants he's wearing, only to be caught by Steve] 

  Steve Stevens : Beans, why are you dumping dirt in my laundry room?

  Beans : Because there's a big scary bird in the backyard!

• [Louis, Twitty and Tom are in the Stevens' basement preparing themselves for a hard day of work finding out what's at the end of a tunnel in the wall] 

  Louis Stevens : Gentlemen, we are about to embark on the greatest adventure of our lives. Let's put our helmets.

  [Louis puts on a football helmet with flashlights duct taped to it; Twitty puts on a hard hat with a headlight] 

  Louis Stevens : [turns to Tom]  Tom, zip up your fly.

  [Tom zips up his pants] 

  Louis Stevens : Let's dig some dirt, huh?

  Tom Gribalski : Uh, what're we gonna do with all the dirt from the tunnel?

  Louis Stevens : Don't worry about that. Gotcha covered. Brought in a dirt moving specialist.

  [Louis snaps his fingers and Beans emerges from behind a bookshelf dressed in baggy khaki pants held up by suspenders] 

  Beans : Do these pants make my butt look big?

  Louis Stevens : [nonchalantly]  Yeah.

  Beans : Good. Let's move some dirt!