Even Stevens (TV Series)

Ren-Gate (2002)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Alan Twitty : Detention? Woah, come on, man! This is us, we're your friends.

  Louis Stevens : Twitty... I am the only line of defence between you and this jungle!

  Tawny Dean : Jungle? What jungle? Two hours ago, we were laughing about this stuff!

  Louis Stevens : Well, we're not laughing now, are we?

• Louis Stevens : So, Twitty, what is *the* most annoying part of your day?

  Alan Twitty : Ahhh, pretending to shower after gym class?

  Louis Stevens : Yes. Yes. No, no, that's wrong. See, what I think it is, is the countless minutes we spend each and every day between classes, opening up our lockers. Y'know, you gotta turn it right, you gotta turn it left, you gotta turn it right again...

  Alan Twitty : [getting enthused]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then, and then, you know, you got all those stupid numbers that you have to memorize...

  Louis Stevens : Exactly. That's what I'm talkin' about. That's why I have invented the remote-control locker opener. Check that out.

  [he shows Twitty his new device] 

  Alan Twitty : Sa-weet. So what are we gonna do with all this extra time?... You know what? I'm gonna learn Italian.

  Louis Stevens : [nonplussed, but trying to remain positive]  Right! You could learn, um, Italian. Allow me to demonstrate. Watch this.

  Principal Conrad Wexler : [he points the device, and his locker opens, hitting Principal Wexler square in the nose]  Owwww, what in tarnation...

  Alan Twitty : Ciao, Luigi.

  [he leaves quickly]