Even Stevens (TV Series)

Sadie Hawkins Day (2001)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [after Tawny walks out on him]  What just happened?

  Alan Twitty : I said 'play cool'.

  Tom Gribalski : Yeah, and you played the fool!

• Ren Stevens : [after Louis being thrown into the Pig Pen by Monique]  Good job, Louis. You let the pig out.

  Louis Stevens : No. No, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

• Monique Taylor : Come on, Louis, let's go and get hitched!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, you know, I can't. Because I got this thing in my thing, which causes my thing to become, uh... uh, unhitched.

• Tawny Dean : Louis, do you wanna dance?

  Louis Stevens : I don't know, I've had so many offers today.

• Louis Stevens : [talking with Tawny about the upcoming Sadie Hawkins Day Dance]  You wouldn't believe how many girls've been asking me out to that thing. I tell you, I can't keep their paws off me.

  [he laughs a bit maniacally] 

  Tawny Dean : Oh, really.

  Louis Stevens : I need some of that babe repellent like Tom uses.

  Tom Gribalski : [listening at the 'sidelines']  Hey! I'll have you know that's my cologne: Midnight in Cairo.