Even Stevens (TV Series)

Sadie Hawkins Day (2001)

Kenya Williams: Monique Taylor

Quotes 

• Monique Taylor : Come on, Louis, let's go and get hitched!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, you know, I can't. Because I got this thing in my thing, which causes my thing to become, uh... uh, unhitched.

• Monique Taylor : Louis, look, you're in the seventh grade, I'm in the eighth. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

• Principal Conrad Wexler : Ren, why in the ding-dong-dell was this delivered to our school today?

  Ren Stevens : Oh, Principal Wexler, sir, I'm sorry, the pig was not supposed to be arriving 'til tomorrow night.

  Monique Taylor : It's for the hillbilly theme for the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

  Principal Conrad Wexler : It's a health hazard. Or a zoning violation. Either way, it has formed an odd attraction to my ankle. Just get it out of my office.

  Ren Stevens : Oh, oh, um, sir, what am I supposed to do with the pig until tomorrow night?

  Principal Conrad Wexler : Start with housebreaking.