- Ren Stevens: Oh, oh, what's that, little brother? You want another facial, huh?
- [Louise protests]
- Ren Stevens: Yes you do, yes you do! Coming right up!
- Louis Stevens: What's your name, kid?
- Beans: Bernard.
- Louis Stevens: Bernard? I don't like it.
- Beans: Me neither!
- Louis Stevens: Well, from now on, your name is Beans.
- Ren Stevens: Twitty.
- Alan Twitty: Hello, Ren, I'm here to pick up Louis and take him back to my house, where we spend the night safely away from you.
- Louis Stevens: Oh, hello, Alan. Are you here to pick me up, bring me back to your house, where we spend the night safely away from Ren?
- Ren Stevens: Open the pack.
- Louis Stevens: There is nothing in my pack, except from toothbrush and a pair of fresh undies!
- Ren Stevens: Or, it could possibly be a rolled up newspaper just to make me think that you're gonna go over to his house to sleep over, and then come back here to ruin my party!
- Louis Stevens: Ren, that is crazy talk. Ren!
- Ren Stevens: Let's just see about that, shall we?
- [takes the pack from Louis and pulls out the content]
- Ren Stevens: What is this?
- Louis Stevens: A toothbrush and a pair of fresh undies.
- Ruby Mendel: [being watched by Louis and Twitty on the TV] Ren, I'm here! This is gonna be so much fun!
- [the girls dances around, excited]
- Louis Stevens: [does an impression after Ruby] Oh, yeah! TWITTY, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
- [the boys dances around in the style of the girls]
- [Louis is using the juicer and Ren unplugs it; Louis has a cucumber in his mouth]
- Louis Stevens: [muffled] Ren, what're you doing? I was making a quality cucumber shake here.
- Ren Stevens: Not on my time.